Introducing the Americana Pattern Belt by Smathers & Branson: Are you tired of belts that blend into the background like beige wallpaper at your grandma’s house? Fear not! The Americana Pattern Belt by Smathers & Branson is here to save your waistline from the doldrums of dullness. Crafted with the spirit of eagle-scout level patriotism, this belt doesn’t just hold up your pants; it uplifts your entire outfit with a burst of American pride. Featuring a dazzling array of stars, stripes, and possibly a bald eagle shedding a tear of joy, this hand-stitched marvel is the perfect accessory for barbecues, baseball games, or any occasion where you want to wear your heart on your… belt. Forget about those who say fashion is about subtlety; with this belt, you’ll be the walking embodiment of a fireworks display. Warning: may cause spontaneous renditions of the national anthem and an irresistible urge to grill hot dogs.
Details
Hand-stitched needlepointĀ belt
1.25ā in widthĀ
Finished with full grain, chestnut colored leather and a solid brass buckleĀ
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